He's gone way beyond the fashionable 3-day stubble, which only accentuates the greying. He's gotten so grey in his beard and with the dyed hair he's looking simply awful. SEAN! HEY, SEAN! IT'S TIME TO STOP DYING YOUR HAIR! YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE ANYMORE AND FRANKLY IT LOOKS JUST PLAIN STUPID!
Did you notice her mop is a similar shade? This is what happens when men hang around (hook up with/sleep with/marry) girls who are an entire generation younger. Conversation goes like this:
Sean: "Babe? Do you think I look old?" *pats belly, examines crepey skin on arm, looks at graying beard and hair*
Generation younger SO: *loyally* "You? Never, sweetie! I love your little pot belly . . . and I certainly have no complaints about your performance last night . . .!"
Sean: *flipping back hair and leering* "Yeah? I guess you're . . ."
GY SO: . . . "You know - I'm going to go a little more reddish blonde" *holds up box* "Hey! I could do yours, too! It would be so FUN!"
Sean: "eh, I dunno. It's been awhile since I tried that shade . . ."
GY SO: "Oh, come on, honey! It'll wash out - and it'll look so shiny for the interviews and pictures . . ."
Sean: "wellll . . ."
GY SO: "And you know we have to wash it out in the shower . . ." *winks*
Sean: *stripping off shirt and heading for the bathroom* "Let's get started then!"
GY SO: *sotto voce* "Thank gawd - I feel like I'm sleeping with my grandfather . . . Coming, sweetie!"
