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If James Bond was from Yorkshire…
« on: October 28, 2015, 01:46:13 PM »
 If James Bond was from Yorkshire…

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The worldwide release of the new James Bond movie, “Spectre,” has got us at IFY towers wondering, what Bond films would be like if they were made here in Yorkshire? Here’s a few ideas…

Who would play 007?



Sean Bean- The obvious lass’ choice.. and at least he would always be guaranteed a role, where he doesn’t die during the film. He’s already had Bond experience, playing villain, Alec Trevalyan in Goldeneye.



and finally…Some Bond Quotes Translated into Yorkshire
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I’ll have a martini, shaken not stirred.”

“A’ll ‘ave pint o’ bitter, shekken not stirred – ah much?”

 
“The name’s Bond, James Bond.”

“T’names Bond, James Bond, but our lass calls us Jimmy.”

 
“I’ve been expecting you Mr Bond”

“A’ve bin expectin’ thee lad, what tarm d’ya call this?”

 
“Some men are coming to kill us. Wer’e gonna kill them first.”

“Sum blokes r’ cumin t’bray us but were gunna bray ’em first.”

 

        “For England James?, No for Me”

F’ England, James? Nay lad,  f’Yorkshire.”
 
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