I wonder if Sean knows that he has "The Most Authentic Voice In England"?
I've never heard the word gruffles before. - "We know how you feel about it," Sean gruffles, "because we feel the same." Maybe that's more of a British word.
I do like the word "Beanifies"!
I think he made that up - if you look up 'gruffle' you get
"to eat hastily, with great zeal" or
"the hair that grows on the lower back - proof of masculinity" (may I digress and say - ick.) or
"an evil red fire-breathing monster from a children's TV programme" or
"a type of food (in the Star Wars world)" or
"a curse word"
Cats apparently making 'gruffling' noises in their sleep . . . some singers have a 'muffled-gruffled' voice . . . a shaving cut might be called a 'gruffle', as well . . .
Ah! Getting closer . . .
a rap singer named 'Supecell' has a "raspy, gruffled voice"
And then there's THIS:
1764. The Gender Bender
These are the ones who you either aren't sure what gender they belong to, or who give you serious cause to doubt that they've always been the gender they appear to be, or that they are the gender they claim to be. . .
Comment on this Co-Worker Type
# The sure way to tell is to look for the adam's apple. If there's one, then the person was born a male. -Jenzkind
# I worked with a "woman" who was very, very obviously not born a woman. S/he spoke with a deep voice and his face, though covered in make-up, was as masculine as it gets. S/he even had five-o-clock shadow. At the end of one call a customer called him/her "buddy" and in response, s/he said "Oh, I just hate my voice. Can't they tell I'm a woman?" Imagine that in a voice about the same timbre as George Clooney's. -CaffeineHead
# <deep, gravelly voice>"Hello, my name's Alice. I own my own security business."</Denis Leary> -missourimule
# 'And in a gruffle voice said Lola'. -TieDyedDinosaur(YIKES!)
I'm gonna go with (making this up):
gruffle: a deep, gravely voice with a slight rasp
We need to come up with the perfect definition of Sean's voice, y'all . . . and a special word to describe it. Then make it viral!