Airing of Flight of the Rhino, February 17, 2013
Airlifting rhinos. Seriously? Holy shitballs that is some crazy shit. On another note Sean Bean has got a hell of a voice!
The Beeb gets so, so much wrong, then BAM! Something’s called Flight Of The Rhino and it’s narrated by Sean Bean. What is… what… hrm.
Flight of the Rhino on BBC2 – so much cuteness, and its narrated by Sean Bean, added bonus.
Sean Bean making rhinos sound like the most important things ever.
BBC2 Natural World Sean Bean’s voiceover is a little 2 sexy. I’m not just finding it sexy accidentally, it’s m&s food sexy. But with Rhinos.
Sean Bean’s commentary making rhinos sound sexy on BBC2 now!!!
Sean Bean narrating a documentary about rhinos being moved by being dangled under a helicopter. Okaaayyyy….
Sean Bean saying ‘parasitic worm infection’ is just….not right.
I don’t mind a bit of Sean Bean. Love watching Sharpe, obviously for the highly accurate historical warfare…
Tuesday afternoon? Why not watch Sean Bean get wrenched in 2 by horses? Why not? Why not? WHY NOT?
What’s the best movie you’ve seen lately? — Cleanskin with Sean Bean. Watched it last week! Brilliant!…
Life time member of the ‘Save Sean Bean Society’.
I wish Sean Bean bursted through my bedroom door every time I woke up from a nightmare to comfort me.
If Sean Bean isn’t your favorite actor than you can go eat pineapple peels.
The only thing I like about Beyonce is the way Sean Bean says her name in the O2 advert.
Starting to become a fan of Sean Bean! I haven’t given much attention to him in his other films but after seeing Game of Thrones… OMG
Just come to grips that I may have a man crush on Sean Bean.
Sean Bean for #Pope. He’s young, sexy, and more than willing to die for our sins.
I wish Sean Bean was my Valentine today. Could just do with some rugged northern romance right now
Searing pain in rib cage when I breathe. If I don’t make it through the night, could you make sure Sean Bean’s at the funeral?
Filming Legends in LA, February 10, 2013
Ned and Ros? That’s a pair I wouldn’t expect to see… in Westeros at least.
Found a film with Eddie Redmayne and Sean Bean as the main characters with lots of black death and witch hunts, excellent.
Oh hello, film about Medieval Britain with Eddie Redmayne and Sean Bean. This is exactly what I want this morning.
So, watch a film where Sean Bean gets ripped apart or not? Decisions, decisions…
Sean Bean: medieval bio terrorist. #blackdeath
Found a film on the iplayer called ‘Black Death’ starring Sean Bean. Afternoon sorted!
Sean Bean is so sexy for an old guy, I wouldn’t mind bean his lover. Nope not even sorry for that joke.
go on Sean Bean lad, shoot the bastard.
So, Sean Bean knew about Bey coming to the UK before the rest of the nation? BEYONCÉ – O2 Priority TV ad.
Sean Bean’s Yorkshire delivery of ‘Beyonce’ had made Monday a bit better.
If you want a good laugh, listen carefully to the way Sean Bean says ‘Beyonce’ next time you see that O2 advert.
Beyonce with a Sean Bean voiceover is just ultimate sexiness.
An O2 Sean Bean advert just came on the TV downstairs and all I can hear is Arthur shouting “bloody bastards” in his best Yorkshire accent.
Damn it. Please don’t flash Sean Bean’s name in your opening credits. Because I’ll spend the whole movie thinking up death scenarios.
Was going to bed and that god that is Sean Bean came on screen. May put off going to bed.
My pal has just joined a shouty girl punk band called ‘Sean Bean Death Scene’. Possibly the best name ever.
We’re watching a movie extract in my short film class right now and omfg Sean Bean just appeared, I died.
Someone needs to do a comparison of how often Sharpe nearly dies and how often Sean Bean dies on screen.
sigh* Sean Bean is just so gorgeous in Game of Thrones. I need to shake off this fetish for grubby men with greasy hair.
It’s two hours of Sean Bean being a manly bastard. With some excellent musicianship from John Tams.
I have a soft spot for Sean Bean. When I saw him naked in the movie #StormyMonday, it certainly clarified some things for me.
I saw your “fave” this morning; I mean, you agree, right? Sean Bean *is* the ultimate Fray Bentos ambassador, right.
Damn, just missed a documentary on BBC4 on the T-34 tank, narrated by Sean Bean – surely the manliest programme ever.
Not everyone worries about looking like Sean Bean after getting a haircut, you know.
Does Sean Bean have a best friend? Could I be his best friend? Would he like me? Can I fill out an application?
YESSSS Sean Bean’s just said ‘bastard’ on Game Of Thrones.
Screw studying, I’m having a Sean Bean marathon.
I’ve found out where Sean Bean’s nephew works .. Now just to eat there every day until I bump into Sean Bean. Then we shall marry. Plan.
In the quieter moments of my day, I often wonder what Sean Bean is doing with his day.
I can’t wait for the Same Sex Marriage Bill to become law, I’m going to legally marry Sean Bean!
I think the Richard III lady has mixed him up a tiny bit with Sean Bean.
On the Other side of the World, I found people hating Sean Bean.
General Comments, February 03, 2013
Good morning. It’s amazing what thoughts Sean Bean brings out in women.
I’m in Mordor. Or as the locals call it, Parow Centre.” One does not simply walk into Parow Center… You need Sean Bean.
About to watch 6th episode of Game of Thrones in one day. It wud appear that Sean Bean has replaced the cigarettes in my life!
Is it normal if I just had a dream about seeing Sean Bean at Starbucks?
Sean Bean has been in something dressed as a woman? How did I miss that? And do I want to see that?
Pfft! Sunday. Chill out and watch dwarves being hurled and another Sean Bean character getting offed.)
According to a Daily Mail article Richard Armitage is “Sean Bean without the violence or the bad skin” ……..fortunately Sean Bean fans know better.
On the bright side, 9 hours of Sean bean!!!!!!!!!!
Is that Sean Bean, or just a random stubbly northern man with trust issues?
But for now, I’ll settle for going to bed with Sean Bean… on my laptop… in Game of Thrones.
I’d like to think that “Mirror Mirror” is the prologue to Sean Bean’s character in “Black Death.”
It takes a special kind of script and director to get a bad performance out of Sean Bean.
‘If Sean Bean owned a plaid shirt, this society can only be about thirty years old.’ Actual conversation.
Sean Bean is old enough to be my father yet I still absolutely adore him and want to marry him.
My love for Sean Bean is probably inappropriate, but man is he slammin for a 53 year-old.
If I was crying my eyes out… a young Sean Bean playing tonsil hocky with me would definitely help!
Instead of the St. George’s Cross, we should have Sean Bean’s face on a field of azure blue as England’s national flag
It’s worth it just to hear Sean Bean do a girly voice in his gruff Sheffield accent. (it’s an episode of Accused, BBC drama, fyi.)
So far in Silent Hill Revelations Sean Bean has survived 1hr, 20m of the 1he 34m movie. GO SEAN BEAN GO!
How have I not seen The Accused: Tracie’s Story until now?! Massive respect to Sean Bean for his performance & my godfather Jimmy McGovern
Because it’s Loki, or because it’s your Mum? Mine has a thing for Sean Bean, asked me if he stripped in LOTR. O_o
Oh my goodness I just remembered I have Lady Chatterley’s Lover with Sean Bean in it. BYE TWITTER.
The best film you’ve never heard of? Cleanskin with Sean Bean. Excellent.
Little known fact the Sean Bean Richard Sharpe named after the rugby player just shown on BBC. He also played for Redruth. Sharpe not Bean.
Watched that new Hooligan doc by Donal Macintyre. Sean Bean funny as fuck narrating.
My english teacher knew Sean Bean in university and I ask her questions about him every English lesson.
General Comments, January 27, 2013
If Sean Bean hasn’t yet been either an about to retire cop or in a Final Destination movie somebody should get on that.
Sharing a tub of Ben and Jerrys with Sean Bean.
Third jump scare happens in 5:00 mark involving a pop tart out of a toaster. Well shit. Also Sean bean has turned into a doting grandma?
I served a pint of guinness to Sean Bean in Sheffield, was star struck enough to embarrassingly ask ‘are you Sean Bean’ #cringe
Watching lady chatterley. Sean Bean is about to give me a freakin heart-attack.
Sean Bean and Joely Richardson in the Ken Russell adaptation totally embody what I see when I re-read Lady Chatterley’s Lover.
I love it when Sean Bean gets to say lines he clearly doesn’t understand.
It is everyone’s job to be the man that dies, it is Sean Bean’s job to remind us of that.
Am I doomed from the start if I put on a Sean Bean movie??
“The dummy of Sean Bean’s body, seen at the end, was so convincing that a crew member asked if he wanted anything.” LOL
I’m in Sheffield. The men do not alas all look like Sean Bean.
Sat opposite a drag queen Sean Bean style whilst eating breakfast.
I dreamt last night I was in a bar with Sean Bean — and another Sean Bean walked in. An awkward moment. Me being a West Ham fan and all.
They dont know who Sean Bean is?! My god, who are these people!?
The world is filled with mysteries. Where’s Elvis really hiding? How do magnets work? Why doesn’t Sean Bean’s name rhyme?
Watching Sean Bean with an American accent is hurting my soul. Why is Sharpe speaking like that, mummy?
Yes Sean Bean’s nephew just asked me for a coffee. I think my life is complete now.
Jealous of the girl though, I want to be the person sitting in Sean Bean’s lap.
Just seen somebody claim Sean Bean didn’t die in anything during 2012. I find this very hard to believe.
Ah, Sean Bean… *looks wistfully out of the window*
Should I try to get into Sharpe movies? Sean Bean wearing so many buttons is relevant to my interests.
One of life’s great joys – searching in the picture system for a can of beans, and returning results including Sean Bean as Sharpe.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK! Sean Bean is NEVER PANTS! His script may be pants, but he will always be awesome, until he’s killed.
My pub quiz team name is Sean Beans on Toast.
Sean Bean is one sexy badass! In The Island he totally gets my panties in a twist. Ha
Release of Cleanskin DVD, January 20, 2013
I don’t really know what is going on in Game of Thrones but I’m really rooting for Sean Bean to stay alive in each episode.
Watched a film called Clean Skin, staring Sean Bean tonight. It was my mum’s choice obviously. It was a decent watch. A few mini plot holes..
Watching Cleanskin…. Sean Bean is a legend.
Watching a film called ‘Cleanskin’ because mam fancies Sean Bean.
Les Mis is really good, but Russel Crowe was very unconvincing, should have cast Sean Bean.
Clearly got earphones in yet some old lady wants to speak about Sean Bean whilst we’re in the queue. Ffs.
I wish Sean Bean would read poetry to me every night, perhaps stroke my hair, and read me more poetry.
Sean Bean looks like a movie star but then he opens his mouth and it’s like he should work in a fish market.
Sean Bean just said “Winter is coming”. I may or may not have let out a little whimper…
Loving Sharpe’s Rifles. Old School Sean Bean
Central Eastern England doing fair impression of Winterfell and the lands held by the Starks. No Sean Bean yet tho’.
Now avoiding Facebook for the rest of the day due to unfathomable numbers of people posting a meme picture of Sean Bean regarding weather.
I thought a bit of Sean Bean would be appropriate for this weather.
Watching Essex Boys. It’s been a Sean Bean sort of week.
Went to Asda and seen a dvd with Sean Bean on the front, i just couldnt say no.
Sean Bean says – Fire 3 rounds a minute and you will always survive. lol
Seeing Sean Bean without a beard is WEIRD. I don’t like it.
Wearing a shirt with Sean Bean on and making elvish lembas bread, aka why im single.
Sean bean snuffing it in Game of Thrones last night is still hitting me hard.
Oh my god, Sean Bean is absolutely incredible in Accused. What a depressingly wonderful episode, so much love for that man.
my dad watches ‘Sharpe’ or whatever its called and I’ll shout ‘Have you Seen Bean’ he’s all ‘Its Sean like Shawn the Sheep’.
I don’t know if you know this, but… Sean Bean did not die in 2012.
Look at Sean Bean’s filmography from the last ten or so years. Just look at it… What the hell went wrong?
I keep having dreams involving Sean Bean and it’s starting to scare me.
Seeing someone on FB comment that they’re about to watch Game of Thrones, and hoping Sean Bean doesn’t die in it has made me cry laughing.
General Comments, January 13, 2013
Pay rise yesterday, new Bowie album today?!? My god, if the week keeps going this well I’ll be humping Sean Bean by Friday!
Any story, no matter how terrible, gets exponentially better when you say “then Sean Bean appeared”
I’ve heard its all sex and violence, with Sean Bean. I can’t see how it would be anything but awesome.
“I think that man is the most handsome of all the men in this movie.” ~Mum sees Sean Bean in The Fellowship of the Rings.
Most fiancés might expect a drunken, text declaration of love on their future wife’s Hen night…I get sent questions about Sean Bean…
Like, I’m not gonna say that I made sexual advances on a cardboard cutout of Sean Bean, but I can’t entirely deny it if you find the video.
”Winter is Coming!!.” – Sean Bean having sex…Probably.
I bet Sean Bean does stuff like run errands in the middle of the afternoon and, by habit, just kinds expects to die halfway through.
Weirdest dream ever = Sean Bean was trying to open one of my nail polish bottles in the kitchen, my imagination is unlimited, love it.
Ah yes, a young and hot pre-scar Sean Bean on tv. As lovely as I remembered. #PatriotGames (Not that he’s gotten any uglier. Hell no.)
Momentary panic when I read “sean bean dies”
Feel like i should defend Sean Bean after seeing an article that described him as “looking disheveled”….
A Sean Bean-led TV show about the travails of a CIA agent, written by Homeland’s Howard Gordon? The show could be worse. #Legends
Finally watching Sean Bean in Accused as Tracey the transvestite… Amazing. He looks a bit like Donatella Versace.
My surname is Sharpe. I once had a call centre operative ask if I was related to Sean Bean…
Well that was weird. Either Sean Bean was playing me in my dream last night. Or I was playing him.
In 15 years Sean Bean will be in a movie and looking at his barren homeland upon returning after may years will say “Still Stark”.
Oh Lord, Sean Bean. You’re too cool. If I become half the man you are, then I will consider myself and humanity itself fortunate.
There is only one correct way of saying “bastard”. The Sean Bean way.
Walked into the lounge in time to see Sean Bean talking to a horse. Trying to work out how the horse is going to kill him.
Halfway through my shift I saw a man who looked like Sean Bean and it made me happy for the rest of my shift.
General Comments, January 06, 2013
Every time Sean Bean dies, an angel gets its wings.
Really thought Sean Bean was gonna be ok ’til that 4th arrow.
No no you were great, really Sean Bean. You were awesome, you fought bravely. I mean you were kind of a dick but yeah you did great though.
I dont know man. I might have just given Sean Bean the ring. He seems genuine.
Sean Bean’s delivery of “they have a cave troll” remains one of my most favourite things ever.
The reaction of joy when my family realised Sean Bean was on telly was a bit embarrassing.
Sean Bean should probably get into politics ASAP.
Everything overseas eventually comes to Singapore. I’m patiently awaiting winter, since Sean Bean keeps going on about how it’s coming.
Oh man, young Sean Bean. Be still my heart.
I’m enjoying watching Sean Bean strip every few minutes.
The moment I fell in love w/Sean Bean was the interview where he talked about worcester sauce for 5 mins to a confused looking American.
Oh dear Boromir (?) (Sean Bean) dying has made me want to watch some early Sharpe… *searches obscure cable channels in hope*.
Sean Bean. I don’t fancy him, but that voice….#phwoar.
If I ever bump into a man wearing this t-shirt I will ask him to marry me there & then *prays it’s Sean Bean* Oliver Mellors shirt …
The barber didn’t know how to make me look like Sean bean so I opted for hiding my thinning patch.
A locked twitter account has suggested best moments of The Hobbit included dwarves doing impressions of Sean Bean.
Pretty sure Sean Bean does the announcements at Temple station. Just need to get him to say “Bastard” to confirm.
A bit of Sean Bean as Ned Stark!! That’ll do nicely.
Sean Bean has been shot in every episode of Sharpe so far, been slashed by many swords, hit with a chicken and has not died. This is madness.
Lego LOTR is hilarious. Sean Bean just got killed by an archer who used a banana instead of an arrow. KIDS: stay away from sharp fruit.
General Comments, December 30, 2012
Helloooooo Sean Bean. Now I’m over 30 I totally get the appeal.
What if Sean Bean could only speak in lines from his films? “Cavalry? ‘ave shit ’em!” on BBC Breakfast promoting another nail in his coffin.
Any argument can be resolved with the words: “also, Sean Bean.” trumps all logic!
I proudly own a Ukulele named Boromir after the LOTR character and because of my love for Sean Bean.
I think I’d like a CD of Sean Bean reciting British placenames. Great voice.
Dear Whoever, Your rotten car alarm is ruining my Christmas. I am watching Sharpe’s Challenge and I quite like Sean Bean. I don’t like you.
Watching a very festive family Christmas film where loads of people are getting killed by Sean bean
Sean Bean’s smile is like the perfect image of happiness, he just looks so so happy
Mum’s screaming and crying at the tv because sean bean is kissing “the wrong person”
Sean Bean! Knew I forgot something on my Xmas list! Next year. ☑
Sean Bean is on telly. Fun fact about Sean: his nephew Dan hands out cards that say “Add me on Facebook, I’m Sean Bean’s nephew.”
Poor Catelyn. No wonder she looks banjoed. Hard life. Sean Bean rode South, came home with new son and full set of veneers.
In a Sean Bean mood, Sharpe it is then. “…Now you and I know you can fire three rounds a minute. But can you stand?”
SHARPE’S RIFLES is so much fun; swashbuckling fight scenes with really organic sound fx, and a babin’ Sean Bean having a roll in the hay.
The dog is a fan of Sean Bean…like any good female should be.
Getting letters asking to invest in racehorse gambling and Sean Bean movies.
My mum loves Sean Bean, can’t wait for her reaction when he gets killed off!
If you don’t fancy Sean Bean at least a little bit you’re lying.
I want a Sean Bean bodypillow.
“And which one of you is a marksmen at ten?” in that thick Yorkshire accent tho… Sean Bean should be my friend and teach me stuff.
General Comments, December 23, 2012
When Santa enters yer house by’t chimney it’s called magic but when I enter Sean Bean’s house through’t chimney it’s called flamin’ stalking.
Hey, if Sean Bean came down my chimney I’d certainly call it Christmas!
Talking of Christmas, you are my only hope that Sean Bean is winging his way to me in a box… *hopeful face*
If anyone happens to just have a life size cut out of Sean Bean hanging around they don’t want, that would make my mothers Christmas.
Holy crap, the #DoctorWho Christmas special has a Sean Bean reference in it. “WINTER IS COMING!”
I want an app that works with my weather app to alert me to incipient cold and snowy weather with Sean Bean saying, “Winter is coming.”
I would deffo just give the ring to Sean bean and be done with the whole thing. Maybe go chill in Rivendale.
Sean Bean saying ‘Guru’ is ridiculous.
I wouldn’t normally recommend running like a hare if you spot Sean Bean, but… mind yer head!
It’s the fat cynt from the Full Monty! And he’s calling Sean Bean fat!
Sean Bean is born the same year as my mother?! But he’s hot and not momlike at all?
Lady Chatterley’s a pretty decent movie if you’re into Sean Bean and weird uncomfortable sex
If Peter Jackson would’ve left some of Boromir’s scenes in the theatrical release of Fellowship of the Ring Sean Bean would have won an Oscar.
Sean Bean leaves for Rivendell in The Two Towers… He must have used iOS6 and been autocorrected to Winterfell…
Today, technically yesterday, I spent $90 on a Sharpe boxset because of Sean Bean. I think my love for him has gone too far.
Sean Bean is the only man who can look good as a tranny. Go on my son, ya bleedin ride!
“Boy I sure took in a lot of Sean Bean today.” – funniest thing my dad has said in awhile.
Also nice to see Richard Armitage is continuing his quest to be the new Sean Bean by moving into the Tolkien universe.
I liked that Downton Abbey was as much about working class as about gentry. Bravo Julian Fellowes! Someone should tell Sean Bean this.
Just watch all the movies with Sean Bean living at the end to cheer yourself up.
Sometimes I take my friend’s Macbeth book and stare at Sean Bean because there is a big Sean Bean photo in it.
Had a dream I was making out with Sean Bean. All he kept saying was “One does not simply stop making out with this girl”. Then he died.
Wow! It’s maybe really the end of the world tomorrow… Just watched a Tv show with Sean Bean, and guess what ? HE DOESN’T DIE ! Amazing !
I seriously wonder how Sean Bean keeps a straight face during death scenes at this point.
Last nights highlights. Asking Sean Bean if his suit was from Top Man
Sean Bean doesn’t believe in sequels. He’ll die in the first movie or season of everything he is in. That’s commitment.
General Comments, December 16, 2012
Sitting with Sean Bean next to me. Might try a nibble on him in a minute…
I’ve come to the conclusion that Sean Bean dies in every film/show that he’s in because no one could handle his raw talent.
I should really start watching Sharpe again because of the Napoleonic wars and a thirty-something-year old Sean Bean.
Has Sean Bean died from overdose in a movie yet?
You ever notice there are a lot of charities to protect endangered species, but none to protect Sean Bean? Maybe we should rectify that.
I don’t fully trust a language in which “Sean Bean” doesn’t rhyme.
Oooooooo a bit of Sean bean?? That will do nicely!!
Had a dream that I went on holiday to LA and bumped into Sean Bean. We talked about The Battle of Bramall Lane.
Is there a recording somewhere of Sean Bean reading, like, Yeats’ entire body of work? I would fork over a fair amount of money for that.
@O2 i have no idea why you’re putting my tariff up in February, your signal is pish, the internet is crap. Sean Bean is the best bit of use!
Fingers crossed I am getting a Sean Bean doll for Xmas too!
Utterly brilliant, utterly fantastic – and in the end, quite sad too. Sean Bean in the Accused episode Tracie. Time to get up now I think!
Don’t you worry about Sean Bean. Sean Bean is going to get plenty of action when the dead rise up as zombies.
Sean Bean is the fucking coolest guy. I mean I would totally ride him all night long… Am I right? Who’s with me?
Should be doing work but I’m watching Sean Bean videos on youtube instead, not sure why.
Why the hell doesn’t Sean Bean have a Twitter? My life would be complete if he did.
Anybody have a little voice in their head that narrates their thoughts and feelings? Mine is that of Sean Bean.
You know what the best part re: #TheHobbit is? I don’t have to worry about Sean Bean dying in it.
I know the credits said Richard Armitage was Thorin, but I’m pretty damn sure that was Sean Bean. Maybe he’s Boromir in disguise.
Its okay, we would all turn gay for Sean Bean.
I want to write a love song for Sean Bean and send it to him. I fear he’s been forgotten about and I don’t want him to feel sad.
I had a dream I made out with Sean Bean. I feel like I should be ashamed, but I’m not.
Giving blood tomorrow, so hopefully this will get Sean Bean off my back for a couple of months.
WHY IS SAYING SEAN BEAN SO PLEASURABLE?!
Sean Bean’s dad ruined the end of GOT for my gf when she treated him in hospital.
Hey, relax. It’ll soon be Christmas and no doubt a Sean Bean film on around that time.
Wouldn’t surprise me, had odder visitors than that. Like the time Sean Bean was in for 10mins, smoked inside, was removed..
Mum sees Brad Pitt on tv “is that Sean Bean?”
Nothing will ever be as amazing as Sean Bean dressed up as a woman
The way Sean Bean says ‘meg of data’.
Hampstead Christmas Lighting, December 02, 2012
Come to Hampstead! There is an amazing Christmas fair on with mulled wine, reindeer and Sean Bean!!
Nothing like a little Sean Bean to get you in the Christmas spirit.
Who doesn’t love a middle-class-Christmas-light-switching-on with Sean Bean?
Thought it inconceivable to see SHREK, FIONA, JON CULSHAW, SEAN BEAN and REINDEER in one place. Only at the Hampstead Christmas Market…
I was round the back of the stage so didn’t see much. They sounded good though. Sean Bean is a total hotty in real life.
Back from Hampstead Lights and Sean Bean, don’t know who was more excited.
Just been to see the Xmas lights switch on at Hampstead. Pretty cool to see Sean Bean!
MemoriesIWontForget Sitting next to Sean Bean’s mum on the bus … She insisted I knew her son and she was right!
Essex Boys on Blueray, why it needs to be in high def I have no idea… Some of Sean Bean’s shirts are fucking shocking efforts.
Mama wants Sean Bean bringing her breakfast, she pants!!! *Go back to your room mama & take your tablets*
”Sean Bean proves he’s not just a pretty face with a performance to match the talent around him.”
Uncle: Right, shall we ask Sean Bean to come for Christmas dinner? Me: YES!!! Mum: She’ll not let that go now! Me: YAY SEAN!!!
“They have a cave troll.” Gotta love Sean Bean too.
And the first episode of the Accused, with Sean Bean acting his tush off, and Stephen Graham.
Sean Bean…. Have Always Respected Him. Just Love The Way He Does It.
My love of Sean Bean is something you can’t understand.
Is havin theeee worse hair day eva, just know this will be the day my stalkin pays of and Sean bean is at petrol station.
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET WITH SEAN BEAN!? FEELINGS GET HURT.
If I was Sean Bean’s flatmate I’d use his voice to grate my cheese.
Reading the snow and ice policy in Sean Bean’s voice makes it sound much less dry.
I’m not gonna lie, I’m a bit scared of Sean Bean.
I’m in windy, rain lashed Yorkshire. Seen the same ex-Army Landrover three times. Expect Sean Bean to kidnap me any minute now.
Will Sean Bean say something already, my memes are getting stale…
Did those damn dwarves turn you British? …….No, Sean Bean did. Because he’s just nice like that.
New O2 Advert, November 25, 2012
Talking to someone, finding out they don’t know who Sean Bean is and immediately becoming disinterested in anything they say afterwards.
Sean Bean’s turning on the Christmas lights in Hampstead?! Wish I lived in London.
Need to get to Hampstead, Sean Bean is turning on the lights there!
I want to see Sean Bean on Sesame Street, that way he can make an appearance without being obligated to die on screen.
Hardest job of the day so far: being forced to gaze at photos of Sean Bean and repeatedly watch a video of him.
Have you seen Sharpe? A TV series where Sean Bean sleeps with every attractive woman in sight and kills people. It’s awesome.
Sat down to watch Outlaw, an action movie with Sean Bean and Bob Hoskins. I didn’t expect Daily Mail: The Movie.
Why Britain is a great nation: Sean Bean voiceovers in adverts. Phwoar
Sean Bean is my dads cousin! Does that make me famous? I think so.
Idea for a film about a retired alcoholic ex-footballer seeking a renaissance as a water paint artist; Setting Goals. Sean Bean to star.
Sean Bean is fucking beautiful, though. The things I’d do to that man…
I have a tiny lego Sean Bean……let that sink in.
I think the personalised ads in Minority Report might exist, based on the O2 ad that just tried to use Sean Bean AND Gary Oldman against me.
The only reason I prefer O2 is because of Sean Bean and Gary Oldman
O2 ads just have everything. Sean Bean, Gary Oldman? Who needs anything else.
If Sean Bean starts driving an Aston Martin down to Kings Landing then Game of Thrones might actually hook me.
Saw Sean Bean lookalike in Sheffield train station. Jubilation and disappointment in the space of ten seconds.
Tess Daly’s make-up & outfit seems to be a tribute to Sean Bean’s courageous decision to do *drag* earlier this year
Sean Bean trauma – just realised sibling number one still has all of my Sharpe DVDs. Will have to break out emergency Lord of the Rings.
General Comments, November 18, 2012
My philosophy professor just quoted Sean Bean from ‘Game of Thrones.’ Cool
The fact that Silent Hill had a budget of $42m made me laugh! Clearly spent $41m on getting Sean Bean to come back
NO! At the end he was all, “I love you.” to Heather and then all you heard was me going, “I LOVE YOU TOO SEAN BEAN!”
Anything for sean bean. especially if he is reading poetry.
Ashley Judd: Thank you to my friend Sean Bean for helping remember Veteran’s Day with such poignant power.
Sean Bean reading war poetry is as manly/scary as fuck.
Sean Bean’s voice can lull me to sleep, stop wars and cure diseases.
I got so happy when Sean Bean told me I can get free Odeon cinema tickets on O2.
I once had a pee next to Sean Bean in the loos behind the Kop at Bramall Lane.
I want a sat-nav with Sean Bean as the voice. #ProperYorkshireLike
Wish M&S would recycle the Sean Bean Christmas ad.
I keep laughing at the fact I nearly punched a guy last night for saying “Sean Bean’s a faggot”.
Gary Oldmam in slow mo, a Sean Bean voice over and a slow piano sure makes for a cool advert.
Basically, some vertically challenged people go for a long walk with a wizard, an elf and Sean Bean. Yawn
The sight of Sean Bean and Sgt Harper rampaging the French whilst swigging brandy is awesome. #sharpe
After Wilfred Owen reading, November 11, 2012
Girl opposite me is moaning to O2 about keeping her mobile number. If she keeps this up I can see Sean Bean turning up to give her a slap…
Sean Bean is just so damn good at reading Wilfred Owen. I wish I had heard him when studying it.
What if a weary Sean Bean was passing your fort and sought shelter for the night and a hot meal?
It may be blasphemy, but Goldeneye is still my favorite Bond movie. Sean Bean touched me at a young age…
In the book, Lord Ned Stark of Winterfell is in his 30s while Sean Bean who plays him is in his 50s. No way a woman could’ve done that.
Silent Hill revelation. Best 3D since Avatar. Worst use of Sean Bean since Sean Bean. Thoroughly enjoyable visual meat-feast of a film.
I hate it when you go to Silent Hill and Sean Bean follows you there.
Silent Hill: Revelation – what it lacks in Alice Krige it makes up in being hilariously awful. Sean Bean must’ve REALLY wanted that new Aga.
Watching Goldeneye with my dad and trying so hard not to gasp every time Sean Bean pops up on screen. #Fail
Know what time it is? Sean Bean time! Also, it’s time for tea, but the two are not mutually exclusive in this instance.
Ned Stark vs Boromir! Sean Bean will be very busy acting out that scenario.
Find it funny that more Brits seem bothered about the presidential race than British politics. Maybe we should have Sean Bean run in 2016?
If I wasn’t married already I’d be willing to marry him to let him know where he’s going wrong! Purely for research ——-*nods* Of course. One does not simply marry Sean Bean for any means other than research. Yes…yes…
Sean Bean is named after the broad bean or ‘common bean’, on account of his northern accent and MASSIVE shoulders.
Sean Bean voicing over a Gary Oldman O2 ad is just too much. #swoon
Because Winter is indeed coming, I thought I’d give Games of Thrones another shot. Curled up in bed with Sean Bean.
Things must be tough, just heard Sean Bean on the radio announcing that he now works on the fish counter at Morrisons.
No need to go to the DMs. If Sean Bean were in my bed I wouldn’t sleep in the bathtub.
All the episodes of Sharpe seem to end with him walking off into the sunset. This is okay with me, you get a nice shot of Sean Bean’s butt
Silent Hill Revelations reviews, November 04, 2012
Just watched a movie where Sean Bean is saved at the end & lives. I’m gonna need a moment.
I wonder if Sean Bean is aware that other actors play characters who are not only alive, but happy when the credits roll.
Despite trying to talk like James Bond, try as he might, whenever Sean Bean gets angry his gets all northern. #nowwatching Goldeneye.
Just clued my brother in on the existence of Sharpe. Though my reasons for watching Sharpe are probably different from his. Mmm, Sean Bean.
Sean Bean & Kit Harington in Silent Hill ?! My present self is giving my jr. high school self a hug and toasting a glass of sparkling cider.
So I went to see Silent Hill 2 the other night and every time Sean Bean spoke I got fits of the giggles, he sounded Polish or something!
Must be my love for Sean Bean I’m willing to sit through shit films just for him
Oh gods, Sean Bean’s American accent. I actually want to weep. Kittens are dying.
In cinemas #SilentHillRevelation a few scares but nothing in the film is as horrific as Sean Bean’s attempt at an American accent.
Silent Hill was pretty good. Sean Bean should not be speaking American though. It hurt my soul everytime he spoke.
Sean Bean’s accent is the least of Silent Hill – Revelation’s manifold problems, believe me.
Silent Hill Revelations is a wild ride! Blood, violence, Sean Bean not dying…very satisfying horror flick!
Throwing a 10 to Sean Bean’s film career, as much as I hate Medieval Fantasy films, this dude got me glued to em enormously.
Can we start a petition to make sure Sean Bean is in the new Star Wars films?
Sean Bean is Boromir, Sharpe and Eddard Stark. Therefore he’s the best actor ever.
I fancy Sean Bean. I’ve probably mentioned this several times already. Don’t care.
Neil just said “not everything with Sean Bean in is good” followed by “dont tell everyone that ive got a mug of him!”
There aren’t many celebs I’ll get my knickers wet over, but Sean FRICKIN Bean.
Sean Bean is 80% less attractive without his accent. Science.
Man, I need to find a monster that turns into Sean Bean when I defeat him.
Melody on Sean Bean: “He’s like a pretty tree trunk.”
Can we just abolish the two party system and promote Sean Bean as king??
One does not simply criticize Sean Bean. Not with 10000 posts could you do this. It is folly.
Silent Hill Revelations Premieres, October 28, 2012
My mum just told me she has a new 4 year old on her bus that looks like a mini Sean Bean. I have decided that I must meet him one day.
Silent Hill 2 was awesome. Mostly what I got out of it was admitting Sean Bean gets more attractive with age.
If you’re lucky you’ll see Sean Bean running around shouting “Roooooooseeeee!”
Sean Bean in a 3D film??? I think that may be too much for me to handle!
So, Silent Hill 2 did not impress me as much as I expected. But Sean Bean saved the whole movie.
SILENT HILL REVELATIONS…a souless, artless, self-indulgent turd of a movie with little that is forgivable. Sean Bean should be ASHAMED!
Read an article years ago that said Sean Bean managed to turn Brad Pitt into a Blade, whilst on set of Troy.
Love it! I stopped to let Sean Bean cross the road once near where I live. I wonder if he knits?
You won’t be saying that when a Sean Bean ends up on your doorstep naked except for the ribbon he’s wrapped in.
Whenever Sean Bean was on TV, my dad would point at the screen and go “There’s our lad”.
Sean Bean is weirdly awkward in interviews. First thing he said was “Yeah. Hi. Good.”
Just passed Sean Bean on the stairs of The Groucho and yes, we shared a smile. It was loving. It was tender.
Thinks Sean Bean keeps on going back in time! He’ll be a caveman next.
What I do like about GOT is that you’re watching Sean Bean, but its not Sean Bean. Like you actually believe he is Ned Stark.
Sean Bean makes this movie, okay? He actually knows how to act.
Sean bean is not to be fucked with.
After Daily Mail’s having a beer photos, October 21, 2012
Found a small detail about my “Marry Sean Bean plan”: His daughters are probably older than me. #DetailsDetails.
My English teacher who knew Sean Bean said he was kind of big headed, how very dare you.
My first crush was Sean Bean in Sharpe, just discovered I was 3 when I was watching it.
Time for a mini Sean Bean marathon. Don’t care what it is, if he’s in it, I’ll watch. First up: Essex Boys.
Got home to find dinner on the table, beer open, doughnuts for pudding and a Sean Bean movie on the TV. What is going on?
Sean Bean was Sharpe, Boromir, Zeus, and Edard stark. That’s a lad you’d share a packet of Mccoys with.
The “Skills” section of Sean Bean’s CV must just read: Swords and Being Northern.
My mom fangirls over Sean Bean… I know where I get it from now. Every person is a fangirl at heart. Lol.
Me and Mom fighting over Sean Bean
Told mum that I saw Sean Bean in HMV before and she almost died right in front of me.
I love waking up to see Sean Bean’s face on our fridge.
Dear @O2, when I hear Sean Bean narrating your adverts it makes me think of being ravished by a groundskeeper.
My son is learning a Yorkshire accent for his play by watching Sean Bean in Sharpe. Unfortunately all he can say so far is “BASTARD”.
Only the Daily Mail could make a story out of Sean Bean having a beer and a fag outside a pub. He is just relaxing, he is not dishevelled.
Seriously – why the fuck does that even warrant a story? “SHOCK TRUTH: SEAN BEAN IS A MAN FROM SHEFFIELD”
Photo of Sean Bean in Telegraph today drinking a beer in London, no story! How random.
It’s in the Telegraph as well, Sean Bean divorced from 4th wife has a beer. Really odd, is it a secret message?
Mmm.. Perhaps a little bit of Sean Bean will do the trick.. I’d let him buckle my swash any time.
“Previously on F1…” No one can say that quite like Sean Bean
I’ve always wondered how much Sean Bean gets for his “Next time on Formula 1…” line at the end of the F1 on the BBC.
Unfortunately, Sean Bean’s American accent isn’t as hilariously bad as I found it at the time. This must be what growing old feels like.
Comments after Fight Club documentary airing, October 14, 2012
In a parallel universe, Sean Bean lives in everything he stars in.
My Halloween costume choices are pretty limited this year outside of Sean Bean characters.
Has Sean Bean turned up in Merlin yet? And if not *slams fist on desk* WHY NOT?
Why is Sean Bean always in movies I never expect him to be in?
I hope I don’t dream about Sean Bean and sharks again.
And Sean Bean as the villain is making me proud that we are both valued customers of the same kebab shop in Sheffield!
Sean Bean. A man so stereotypically northern, his blood type is ‘Gravy’.
OMD, women all across UK will be fainting from shock at you not knowing who Sean Bean is!!
I have a completely involuntary reaction to seeing Sean Bean on screen in that I yell “All this over a fookin’ shoppin’ centeh?”
So, i’m just watching this programme narrated by Sean Bean and apparently in the 1720’s you could get a PINT of GIN for a PENNY.
Look at her shirt. One minute she’s undone two buttons, the next three. Seems to be after Sean Bean says her name.
Women in corsets, fighting, narrated by Sean Bean. Game On.
Any documentary is made better when Sean Bean is commentating.
I wish Sean Bean could narrate my life.
Writing a piece on Sean Bean. “I wonder if he does Twitter?” Of course he doesn’t do Twitter! He’s Sean chuffing Bean!
I remember in primary school we always played Lord of the Rings. I was Boromir so I always died. But I got to be Sean Bean.
My mother-in-law bought Game of Thrones solely because Sean Bean was on the cover. Got a shock but went on to love it
Finally watching ‘Accused’. Sean Bean as a tranvestite scares me a bit.
I’ve seen Sean Bean from a distance! That’s much better than some posing fucker from a shit T.V show!
OMG, I just found out Sean Bean was in National Treasure. Can’t believe Sean Bean would sink that low…to film a movie with Nicholas Cage.
Sean Bean: swearing and dying in movies since his career began.
When will the Sean Bean look ever be in fashion? (I don’t mean dead like him in everything he does by the way.)
Comments after bust-up at Groucho Club, October 07, 2012
In a bad mood. Think I’ll watch a DVD to cheer myself up. It’s called Black Death and stars Sean Bean. Hopefully there’s a happy ending.
That 20 minute jog has caused severe trauma. Management plan = digestives and Game of Thrones, Sean Bean is one voluptuous Hand of the King.
I miss Sean Bean’s head being attached to his body.
One does not fall over running after photographers! It is folly!
Watching Sean Bean as a tranny in Accused. My god he’s magnificent!
Finally had chance to see the first episode of Accused, Sean Bean’s acting is on another level, seriously underrated.
Cool. We went to Sean Bean’s house. His back garden was a state.
Watching Caravaggio, from 1986. Tilda Swinton is horrifying. Sean Bean is hot. I was 5 at the time. Weird on so many levels.
Is it sad I wanna go see Silent Hill Revelations just to see Kit Harington and Sean Bean?
I once flogged a Gregg’s pasty to Sean Bean – on the fact that it had beans in it. Told him it was a “must” purchase. Sold!
Just saw an advert on TV that wasn’t voiced by Sean Bean. Is he ill?
See, when people mention Jack Ryan I hear Sean Bean’s NI accent – “How’s the family, Ryan?”.
General Comments, September 30, 2012
Haha! Too bad some of us would do just about anything for a Sean Bean fix.
I have always thought that Sean Bean is very over-rated!!! Most of the fairer sex disagree, however!
To plant a flower in a dream, to grow a serpent in your spleen, to eat a cat and then a teen, and rhyme the shit out of Sean Bean
I mentioned it earlier but I’m going to say it again, I spotted Sean Bean today buying a pasty in London. Really annoyed my phone crashed.
From Lord of the Rings to O2 advert voiceover, the rise and fall of Sean ‘put t’kettle on’ Bean.
So… Time to stalk Sean Bean!! I figure he’s got a load of ex-wives that might be happily willing to tell me where he is…
When someone appears in your dreams,it means that person misses you.” But I’ve never even met a naked Sean Bean in Argos!
On the other hand, I dreamed about Sean Bean. He was my brother-in-law in the dream. So tantalizingly close, yet unattainable. Thanks brain.
I sold Sean Bean his sofas. Well he might have got new ones now, it was 15 yrs ago.
D’ya think the actors on Game of Thrones all took lessons from Sean Bean on how to say ‘Bastard’?
If i grow up to be a tenth of the man Sean Bean is, i will consider my life a success.
My friend Pat and I had some thoughts for a new series of “Sharpe”. Does anyone have Sean Bean’s phone number?
William Mayor told me that it’s a Sean Bean voice double on the O2 adverts. Is this true? These are the things that keep me awake at night.
General Comments, September 23, 2012
@GaryLineker I wish you had Sean Bean naked in the bath every Saturday on match of the day!
Did Sean Bean piss someone off in Hollywood? What’s with all the straight to DVD crap?
Then I watched Patriot Games. Sean Bean is much better at being a transvestite than being Irish.
I need an intervention. I’m eating meat pies and watching low budget Sean Bean movies while lying in bed…
Apparently being a good girl & going to bed at 9pm pays off ’cause I spent the entire night with Sean Bean! Gutted to be back in reality.
Just stick to simpler things. Things you know your feelings about. Like Sean Bean.
Ooo… naked Sean Bean running. *peeks through fingers* #LadyChatterley *flushes*
I’d seriously go to church twice a week if Sean Bean portrayed Jesus in all official paintings / statues / engravings.
When it comes to Sean Bean I retire to my “Sharpe” dvd series …
Only Sean Bean can say “And just who might you be?” in a perfectly sleazy manner, he’s brilliant!
Weird dream. I was playing in a charity basketball match with a Malteser instead of a ball against a scarred Sean Bean & Brendan Coyle.
I had a dream that there was a conspiracy of football managers trying to take over the world; me and Sean Bean had to stop them.
You know what’s quite bad? The fact that I’m only really with O2 cause Sean Bean does their commercials.
Completely and utterly fed up at the moment. Want to crawl into bed with Sean Bean for a while. Sean, if you’re reading this……
I heard that drinking 10 cups of tea can make you hallucinate, but we’ve had 12 and me and Sean Bean are fine!
Comments after dating rumour, September 16, 2012
My sister met Sean Bean’s nephew and didn’t tell him his uncle’s a bastard! Have I taught her nothing?
Sean Bean as soon as I hear that voice I want to drop my pants …….
Oooh, Sean Bean…He just rocks a cape like nobody’s business.
Can we all just agree that Sean Bean was sent here from the Medieval era to show us all how to use a sword?
Idea for cookery programme: Sean Bean’s Lean Cuisine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Sean Bean never makes it to part two.
Had a dream that Christian Bale was really mean to me but it was okay because Sean Bean stepped in and defended me.
Having a dream where Sean Bean is your mum is rather unsettling.
Sean Bean dating “Victoria Golembiovskaya”? I’d love to hear him attempt to pronounce that name in his thick northern accent.
Sean Bean definitely deserves a BAFTA after playing Tracie!!
Watching a show where Sean Bean is a transvestite. This is very strange. He has damn sexy legs though!
Whenever I’m feeling a bit down I just watch the clip of Sean Bean going tits up on the moors in 6 inch stilettos.
Never thought I’d see Sean Bean clean-shaven. Or in a dress.
“I never claimed to be Cheryl bloody Cole” Said by Sean Bean!! I love this programme also slightly worried that I like Bean even more.
Sean Bean has killed more people by sword in his movie/TV career than were killed during the 13th century.
If you add up all his roles, Sean Bean has spent a total of 5 years of his life in chainmail.
All men should have the cheek bones of Sean Bean.
General Comments, September 09, 2012
Nothing could have prepared me for a sweaty Sean Bean in womens attire runnin through the countryside in high heels…
So finally caught up on 3 of 4 #Accused on #BBC1. Verdict? 1. Sean Bean has legs to kill for.
My eyes are tired. I think all those emotions of Sean Bean are building up behind my eyes.
Sharpe, funnier than I remembered. Sean Bean fun as Sharpe. How he managed to get a pretty girl in every episode made me laugh.
I would have started watching Game of Thrones a lot earlier if somebody had told me Sean Bean was in it.
Sean Bean has a stupid-ass hairstyle in Game of Thrones.
Awkward moment when a guy on the train calls Sean Bean an “American actor”…
Sean Bean is in so many medieval things, do you think that’s how he thinks the world still is and when he’s at home he considers that acting?
Going to watch Sean Bean in every film he has been in, to brush up on my Sheffield accent.
Sean Bean was just in my local pub. Does this compete? Not really….
Lordy! Sean Bean is handsome for an old man.
O2 should just let Sean Bean do the whole ‘I, Eddard Stark of House…..’ speech. That would work better then the hippy-dippy advert.
Slurping vodka with my old pal Sean Bean in The Box – not the sexy club – the sexy shoe shop in Maddox St! Vogues Fashion Night Out.
I assume Bean gets burnt to death. RT @NikkiFinke: Toronto: Sean Bean Set For ‘Scorched Earth’.
In other renaming news, all of #sufc Womens clothing in our catalogue will be modelled by Sean Bean!
I love Sean Bean more than I should. OHHH SHUCKS!! who am I kidding. I love him exactly the right slightly creepy amount.
General Comments, September 02, 2012
Mums buzzin. She’s been on fone with sean bean. Calm down woman!
SEAN BEAN WENT TO MY GREAT UNCLE’s FUNERAL !!! Can’t believe that!
Had the weirdest dream last night. I inherited a talking tortoise who wouldn’t go to sleep until it had watched a Sean Bean movie.
Why the fuck does Sean Bean miss me so much? RT @UnusuaIFacts: When someone appears in your dreams, it’s because that person misses you.
Sean Bean dancing to JLS in a club in drag is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
When did Sean Bean become such a brilliant actor? Just catching up on #Accused
Sean Bean is one of those dudes who could say “The hamster ate a snickerdoodle” and make it sound totally bad ass.
GUYS I THINK I WORKED OUT WHICH ONE IS SEAN BEAN it’s the dude going on about WINTER IS COMING right? This Stark guy?
How *does* one use Sean Bean? Illustrated report on my desk by Friday please.
Sean Bean’s voice on a Sat-nav would be brilliant.
Statistically, you’re more likely to have Sean Bean die in your arms than to be killed by a shark.
I wonder if there is a secret club of actors who have killed Sean Bean in a movie.
General Comments, August 26, 2012
Guy on train has just managed to reserve a table in a fully-booked restaurant by putting on a dodgy accent and claiming to be Sean Bean.
Catching up on The Accused. So funny, Sean Bean looks even more butch dressed as a woman than he does as a man!
Wish they’d make a CD of Sean Bean reading ‘The Lady of Shalott’ etc’. It would be amazing. I’d definitely buy it.
This Accused is nowhere near as good as last weeks with Sean Bean as the tranny. Tonight is basically Corrie with noir lighting.
I’m ashamed and kinda jealous that Sean Bean has nicer legs than I do.
And Sean Bean is still hot in a dress. How can that be???
Watched my hero Sean Bean last night in Accused. Just a glimpse of him in the bath was enough to make the heart flutter. Very moving.
I will force my hubby to dress up in drag once in a while. SEAN BEAN IN DRAG OHMAI//’ happy day friend!
Just caught up with Sean Bean in ‘Accused’. Funny to think he’s shared many a pint with my dad- Blades Fans! Wonder his views on Tracy!
I still can’t stop thinking about SEAN BEAN in ACCUSED. It truly affected me and I’m not even a tranny. I want to write him a letter.
Accused was actually amazing. Can’t believe it was filmed in my dads uni building and he never met Sean Bean! Damn it Dave!
Ep.1 has Sean Bean playing a transvestite. So yeah, watch it later. And don’t let mum see it – not sure she’d recover. Ha.
When Sean Bean was asked if he wants to get killed off in Season 1 or to read 50 Shades of Gray he went running to Illyn Payn.
Have to say Sean Bean doing the voice over for this documentary was pure genius. He’s got so much dry wit its hilarious!
My love for Sean Bean is something you guys will never understand.
Just saw Sean Bean!! So excited I couldnt even say hi like a normal person!!
My pitch was a two-hour dramatisation of filling in a tax return, with Sean Bean playing the part of Personal Tax Allowance.
Non stop Kitchenaid appliances at work with a bit of Sean Bean doing cake baking thrown in as commercial breaks. #myfantasychannel
After Accused Aired, August 19, 2012
Michael J Bassett: What a fabulous and brave performance by Sean Bean in Jimmy McGovern’s drama ‘Accused’ on BBC TV tonight.
Sean Bean just said my name. Granted, it was in a recording studio for a voiceover but am I going to let that rain on my parade? I AM NOT.
Just walked past Sean Bean. Apparently one does just have a fag on Golden Square.
When I was six I crashed into Sean Bean on my bike and knocked his pint over.
Not sure I dare tune in to Accused. Sean Bean in drag, just before bed, is a scary thought.
Sean Bean should do the O2 adverts in his Tracie voice.
Sean Bean’s character Tracie in The Accused is partly based on my dad’s fiancé omfg.
“I’d like a multiple orgasm.” “On the rocks?” “Wherever darling, I’m easy.” I can’t believe this is Sean Bean!
Watching The Accused on catch up & the tranny played by Sean Bean has my new dress on! Fail…
Sean Bean has a nice ass.
It was really good, Sean bean has nice feet!
No A-Levels? Don’t worry kids come to the steelworks where we start conversations such as “That Sean Bean makes quite a good tranny ya know”.
In awe of the performance of Sean Bean in last nights #Accused #incredibleacting Nice to see a different side of Seans talent. #justsaying
Talking about the programme with Sean Bean last night, my dad comes out with: ‘I saw a transvestite on the train in a taffeta ballgown’.
Sean Bean: Richard Sharpe, Ned Stark, and Tracie Tremarco.
Sean Bean great on #theoneshow last night. He seems such a deep man. Would love to have a chat with him. #meaningful
After last nights’ Accused’ on BBC surely its Sean Bean in Shakespeare at the Crucible. C’mon yes please!
#Accused Sean Bean, acting out of his skin, with a stunning performance ! …….This is BAFTA candidate material of the highest quality.
I’m afraid Sean Bean will get forgotten for BAFTA nominations next year. He really deserves one. #accused was brilliant.
Haven’t seen all that much of Sean Bean’s work (first was his Romeo at RSC), but tonight’s Accused on BBC must be his finest performance?
Sean Bean that is what I call acting diversity…..
The play with Sean Bean on tv last night reminded me of this one : “Mum whats a transvestite? Have a word with your Dad she’s in the kitchen”.
One does not simply doubt what a truely great actor Sean Bean is. It is folly #TheAccused
And know you know someone who fast-forwards through most of Lady Chatterly’s Lover (w/ Joely Richardson and Sean Bean)…to look at crochet.
Two Days Before Accused Aired, August 12, 2012
Well you know, I’m all busy having a job and stuff. And by stuff I mean I’m stalking Sean Bean (don’t judge).
My mum is in love with him. I said to her “Look mum, Sean Bean’s a transvestite” and she got scared.
I may watch it actually but I’ll just be like WHY IS BOROMIR A WOMAN?
Fuck the cure though, if I wanna see a middle-aged man wearing makeup, I’ll watch the new Sean Bean program.
Just read Sean Bean is going to be on the telly on Tuesday night – as a transvestite! Got to watch that!
SEAN BEAN AS TRANSVESTITE??!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I shouldn’t be laughing, this just shows how good an actor he really is!
Sean Bean’s next role is playing a transvestite looking for love. What’s the world come to?
Sean Bean in drag is a sight I never thought I would see.
Sean Bean dressed as a woman. EXCUSE ME WHAT? EDDARD, YOU’RE MEANT TO BE OUT BEING A BAMF NOT DRESSING UP IN CATELYN’S CLOTHES!
My prayers have been answered. Sorta. I’ve just seen a picture of Sean Bean in drag. Terrifying and Horrifying in equal measure.
One simply does not turn on the tv, see Sean Bean in drag & drop hot coffee all over oneself. It is extremely painful folly.
Sean Bean as a drag queen?! Not my cup of tea… But Tis Sean Bean! Thus, I shall watch.
After seeing Sean Bean as a transvestite I am still in shock. He doesn´t make an attractive woman!
I think I quite fancy Sean Bean dressed as a woman, almost as much as i fancy his usual man-god self.
Being attracted to a man probably means you’re gay, unless its Sean Bean, that means nothing. Wise words from a worldly uncle.
Glanced at the TV guide and a pic caught my eye. After actually reading it, it turns out Sean Bean has had enough of being a credible actor.
Ironic: Sean Bean as a transvestite manages to do a better job of being a woman than Hub’s sister! Lol!!
PLAN 3 FROM OUTER SPACE: Use Einstein/Rosen Bridge to find universe where Sean Bean still rules Winterfell. Stay there forever.
My mum can’t tell the difference between an uruk hai and Sean Bean
After Telly Promos for Accused, August 05, 2012
I can confirm that the Oil of Olay representative for 2015 will be Sean Bean.
Sean Bean we tits? Gotta watch that shit.
I feel as though I’m scarred for life after seeing Sean Bean dressed as a woman.
Sean Bean in a dress! I’ll be watching that!!
Lock up your mascara! It’s Sean Bean as you’ve never seen him before…
Lots of awesome crime drama coming up on the BBC. Can vouch for #GoodCop and #Accused (Sean Bean is sensational).
Woaah and then there was Sean Bean in a wig and dress…
Accused, on the BBC. Because we have all been far too long without Sean Bean in drag.
If you need some culture amid all these medals: try Bush Bazaar at Bush Theatre and forthcoming BBC drama Accused, with Sean Bean. Yes.
So instead of doing Family Guy, could Tom and Sean Bean just film themselves talking to each other?
I love watching TV purely for the fact that I know an O2 advert is going to come on and I’ll hear Sean Bean’s voice.
It’s #YorkshireDay. Sean Bean must be off his bastard tits right now.
Yesterday was National Orgasm Day. Today is National Yorkshire Day. This week is such a rollercoaster….
Was there a Sean Bean firework display at the midnight handover?
Happy Yorkshire Day! I’m expecting Sean Bean to ride down my street on a Mardi Gras style float throwing tea bags at people any time now…
Celebrating my long Yorkshire lineage of farmers and miners with a cup of Yorkshire tea and some Sean Bean clips #YorkshireDay
You can take Sean Bean out of Sheffield but you can’t take Sheffield out of Sean Bean
Took a vote at work for who should be president of Yorkshire… Sean bean won by a mile.
Sean Bean is the most weird actor ever! He gains weight every time he’s interviewed but looks skinny and clean in movies, awards + tv shows.
CleanSkin is Sean Bean at his best. Brutal film.
Silent Hill: Revelation will allow us to see Sean Bean’s face in 3 Glorious Dimensions!
Does any woman in this world NOT fancy Sean Bean?
Just bumped into Sean Bean @ Dean St. Townhouse …. Had to resist sayin, “Winter is coming”.
I’d buy Jess Ennis a Sean Bean burger.
Switching between Michael Phelps butterfly swimming & Sean Bean sword fighting has confused me.
Sean Bean does what Sean Bean wants.
Dreampt I was shopping for drill bits and cowboy clothes with Sean Bean. Sometimes it hurts to wake up.
After Olympics Publicity for Accused, July 29, 2012
Where was Sean Bean to officially announce that the Olympics are coming?” They’re saving him for the Winter Olympics.
They were going to have Sean Bean light the flame, but they were afraid he’d die half way through.
Gonna throw it out there, all this ceremony has lacked is Sean Bean.
Sean Bean to light the flame!
Pretty gutted Danny Boyle has failed to get Sean Bean, I’m still holding hope he has in tucked away for the end or something!
Sean Bean wants to be in Coronation Street.. get that man the first available taxi to Weatherfield!
There must always be a Stark in Weatherfield.
Was that Sean Bean in drag?
Is that Sean Bean in a dress running down a road whilst Kasabian is playing? That is highly relevant to my interests.
Ooh, was that Sean Bean in the bath? Smashing.
Omg, Sean Bean in drag! My life is complete!!!
So yesterday I served Sean Bean’s children while Sean Bean was talking to me, wbu?
No joke! Just seen Sean Sean in gym at Klik Fitness. Just been talkin to me about how to get ripped for Lord of Rings 5.
I once bumped into Sean Bean. That’s the end of my ‘Sean Bean Story’.
Passed by Belsize Park. Peeled my eyes out for Sean Bean and shouted promises of pies but to no avail.
Still amazes me that my mum was friends with Sean Bean when she was younger. I could have known Boromir.
I can’t believe mum told me a few months ago she met Sean Bean. I was like ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY and then died.
Might as well get Sean Bean for mum.
Just received a phone call from my sister asking me who Sean Bean played in LOTR. That was it…My family is weird as hell.
Elder family have spent a good portion of time this evening discussing the merits of Sean Bean.
So cool to see Sean Bean and Dominic Monaghan in another film together after Sean saved him from oarks.
Surely for the film Man Of Steel, Sean Bean should have played the lead role?
If you walk around on the street with no shirt on, you’re either a chav or Sean Bean.
After Moscow Premiere of Soldiers of Fortune, July 22, 2012
Can’t help pointing out that I liked Sean Bean’s jacket immensely. Excellent choice for the Moscow premiere.Xx
A Sean Bean photo I don’t like. This is a sad day.
Better give him a green jacket! RT @Sinjoor: @faboamanto we gotta take #seanbean shopping!!
Do O2 care about loyal customers? My money has been putting food on Sean Bean’s table for years.
“They have a cave troll” is Sean Bean language for “nice weather out tonight”.
“Broomhill Friery is now offering a Game of Thrones special called ‘King of the North'” COOL! (Sean Bean’s family’s chippy in Sheffield)
Using the phrase “stark contrast” just makes me think of sean bean’s head…
Mellors from Lady Chatterley’s Lover. Sexiest man in fiction especially if you imagine him as Sean Bean.
Reading the nutrition labels of breakfast foods in your head in your best Sean Bean voice… a surprisingly killer way to pass the morning.
Because of every role he’s ever played, I could never be friends with Sean Bean in real life. How do you trust him?!
Had a dream that I was watching a documentary on Sean Bean. And he was a midget and directors would use camera angles to make him look tall.
Saw a movie poster for a film I’ve never heard of. Sean Bean holding a silenced pistol. That’s all I need to see. Sold.
I love Sean Bean more than you.
“I want Sean Bean on my cover… or under my covers.”
I didn’t know Sharpe was in it! Sean Bean doesn’t exist – he is Richard Sharpe.
Oh great, now I have an awkward crush on Sean Bean. Because that’s not weird at all after 25 years! Or… no, it’s just weird.
Just realised that the actor Sean Bean has a name that literally translates to “Old Woman” in Irish.
One does not simply slap some impact text on a picture of Sean Bean and call it a joke OH WAIT YES THEY DO.
General Comments, July 15, 2012
At what point is it OK to address Sean Bean as Old Bean…?
I solemnly swear… on the life of Sean Bean’s characters…
I’m up to that bit where Sean Bean does that thing that he does.
Be aware, I will judge you based on whether you think of Sean Bean as Boromir, Sharpe, or Ned Stark.
My goal in life is to meet sean bean and enjoy it
I like how Sean Bean says pocket
I quite fancy Sean Bean. I’m apparently a middle-aged housewife now.
Hmm. I’m in a Sean Bean sort of mood. What’s the betting that this is the one night that there’s NOT an ancient episode of Sharpe on?
I have developed a massive and very inappropriate crush on Sean Bean.
My new history teacher has pictures of Sean bean on her door and claims she ‘admires him as a person’. I think I can relate to her.
I LOVE Sean Bean in Game of Thrones, all Northern. Yeah, I’m in a fur, but I’m from Sheffield – fuck off.
Seriously just now! I’m slightly embarrassed because I’m in the RIFLES regiment and theres a pic of Sean Bean in our mess. #fail
After O2 was hit by nationwide network failure, July 13, 2012
Might wring Sean Bean’s fuckin neck. #O2 see what you can do. That’ll be fuck all then Sean, fuck all #nosignal.
Dunno who dies more often sean bean or o2.
‘O2 we’re better connected’ think you’re telling porkies there Sean Bean, O2’s fucked.
Yes, the signal’s out, lots of unsatisfied O2 customers about today. Sean Bean is livid.
I hope Sean bean makes a public apology for O2 being down, anything to hear that sweet, northern voice.
Is anyone on O2 not getting any signal? Where is Sean Bean when you need him?
Haha! Somewhere in some shithole phone exchange I hope Sean Bean is threatening two O2 techs to get ‘a bastard move on’!
Sean Bean voice “Imagine a country without mobile phone coverage, imagine O2”.
Hey O2, instead of keeping Sean Bean’s career on life support, how about using that money to keep my broadband on for longer than 5 minutes?
Thanks a fucking bunch #O2. O2 no service since 12. What’s happened someone let Sean fucking Bean take charge for an hour, #furious.
Fuck you Sean Bean for persuading me to get O2, just god damn your charming voice!
Anyone else having trouble getting hold of Sean Bean this morning?
Damn you #O2, I’ll not be happy unless Sean Bean personally apologises. I will accept, we’ll then have a brew & watch old episodes of Sharpe.
O2. See what you can’t do (in the voice of Sean Bean).
I bet Sean Bean is regretting letting them use his voice after this! “See what you can do….when we get it fixed”.
Well I for one hope O2 issue a reassuring public safety notice in the soothing tones of Sean Bean.
Somewhere, Sean Bean is gargling and eating Strepsils, eagerly awaiting his voiceover apology script from O2..
Yah! Sean Bean has stopped messing around with his Game of Thrones and fixed #O2. Now they can blame the rain! #Sarcastic
Guys on @skynews discussing whether O2 will lose customers. They won’t, as long as Sean Bean’s voice is on the adverts they’re cool
I just hope Sean Bean’s got bugger all reception “Frodo, wha can tha do wi O2? Mine’s knacker’d, lad”.
Sean Bean’s gone quiet
‘BRB, going to find Sean Bean’ is a sentence I never thought I would type
General Comments, July 08, 2012
Average day at work… Sean bean walks in an has an omlette… As you do
Sean Bean is the hottest man on earth… just shut up and admire the beauty that is him.
Front page of the Metro… The commoners’ Hollywood. Sean Bean has gone downhill to be on that…
In the pub with Sean bean… no biggie.
But I like Sean Bean’s accent! It feels like strong Yorkshire tea and a million dreams.
I want to go to my next fancy dress party as Richard Sharpe. Then work my way through the whole Sean Bean ouvre.
I think I have an unhealthy preoccupation with Sean Bean.
That awkward moment when your brother confuses your love of Sean Bean for attraction to Nicolas Cage.
Sean Bean! Now there’s a man I’d like a piece of…
Sean Bean in the Metro today saying he wants to do a musical. Is Dirty Dancing a musical, cause I’d pay good money to watch that!
Sean Bean sighting on outskirts of Sheffield…wanted to shout “Oi, Sharpe” but didn’t.
When you’re in the parking lot and see a jeep like Sean Bean’s and you die a little inside.
Read an interview with Sean Bean. He said he might be interested in doing a musical. If he can sing and I can buy the soundtrack?! #Perfect
SHARPE!…got to love Sean Bean on a Sunday, or any other day in fact.
I want Sean Bean to voice my internal monologue.
Bean should be used as movie salt and sprinkled on everything.
In Barnes & Nobles ooogling over Sean Bean on the cover of BBC DVD cases.
Sean Bean, forget Georgina Sutcliffe. You can harass me anytime, I won’t call the police. Unless, you are into handcuffs…
Sean Bean should read me a bedtime story every night until I die. Sharpe or Game of Thrones would be fine.
Ah okay. Sign of a good film. A dead Sean Bean.
I’m going to sleep for another hour and have a Sean Bean dream. I shall report back later.
Oh wait, Sean Bean is on. Never mind. *drools and wipes chin*
After a rash of media coverage, July 01, 2012
Just watched Sean Bean’s new movie Cleanskin and FairPlay. You’ve still got it Mr Bean, fucking great film!
Lady Chatterley never stood a chance, Sean Bean simply is that hot
My inner censor woke me up *just* at the part in the dream where I was about to get in the shower with Sean Bean. So, yes, I’m grumpy.
My life is complete. Fine actor Sean Bean smiled into my iPhone, saying hi.
BREAKING NEWS: Sean Bean from The Lord of the Rings Trilogy is rocking Whisky Mist with more celebrities expected!
Why did I end up in Whisky Mist with actor Sean Bean til God knows what time? English National Ballet After Party.
Chears, man! The party was mad. We ended up in whisky mist with Sean Bean. All in all a really good night
Why do people not have Sean Bean-a-thons? Surely he is a-thon worthy?
Ever had one of those days when you would rather be smooching Sean Bean and then you look him up on Wikipedia and see he has had 4 wives?
This is why Sean Bean is cool. Not the no top off thing, but because HIS CAR IS AN ARMY JEEP.
Shoreham Boys tshirt and Handsworth Tracky Bottoms? Nah nah nah nah….
I’d keep the Blades t-shirt on, Sean.
Sean Bean shows he has ‘guts’
Sean Bean’s Got Daddy Belly!
How very dare the Mail Online say unlovely things about the legend that is Sean Bean?! It’s an outrage. I tell you, an outrage!
Sean Bean a legend!!! Look at his t-shirt and his @HandsworthFC boys tracksuit bottoms on!!! what a man BEANO BEANO BEANO!!!!!
General Comments, June 24, 2012
Oh Sean Bean, you handsome piece of Yorkshire pudding, you.
They’re all yours… Sean Bean is mine.
Yelling at nuns with Sean Bean.
My grandad’s had Sharpe on really loud all day. I’m all for Sean Bean but this is ridiculous.
Remember when I had an unhealthy obsession with Sean Bean? Yeah, that’s not over.
“I’m a Northman, I belong here with you, not down south in that rats’ nest they call the capital” HA! Well said Sean Bean!
I don’t think anything could get me up at 4:30 to go running. MAYBE if Sean Bean was inviting me to run with him.
Yeah, who am I kidding, Sean Bean could get me to do ANYTHING at 4:30 AM.
We’re out of beer, and I’d have to start at Season 1 of GoT and I can’t watch Sean Bean without wanting to have his babies.
Watched GOT, Thinking of taking it back in protest of Sean Bean’s death. I bloody love Sharpe.
Lena Headey: “Dirty men are good” I think the Sean Bean fans are going to agree with that one…
No Santa, No Elvis, No Jesus. There is Sean Bean.
The next cat I get I’m naming Sean Bean because that guy has more lives than a dozen cats and has died in more creative ways.
Discussing Sean Bean. Come to the conclusion he is the ultimate male.
Yes, I’m a Sean Bean perv. That doesn’t mean that any decrepit old guy might do, SB is neither, he is hotteness personified… Enough said.
I’m off to bed. Naturally, Sean Bean will be joining me.
Sean Bean should do an advert selling him in some way.
OMG Sean Bean looks good in a crown!
General Comments, June 17, 2012
Last night I dreamed of Sean Bean and a deserted beach… Oh, what I wouldn’t give to make my dream come true…
Sean Bean looking fat in a dress? U sure hunni?
Been watching old episodes of Sharpe, used to love it as a kid but I never understood it. Guess I just watched it for Sean Bean.
Oh I like Sean Bean. But I never watched Sharpe. I think I made a mistake!
I would unashamedly let Sean Bean fuck me and leave in the morning without a note.
Dear God: If you want me to believe in you, then send me a Sean Bean. Preferably dressed as Oliver Mellors. …No, preferably undressed.
Sean bean really was born about 1000 years too late. He belongs in those robes
Obvious conclusion is that Sean Bean really is a medieval night, frozen in a snow drift & discovered by tv producers.
Did i just cry at Game of Thrones? Think I did. Poor Sean Bean, he never gets a break.
Whenever I imagine what God looks like, I just picture Sean Bean.
Official Olympic News: Ken Loach to direct £27m opening ceremony of Sean Bean shouting ‘Bastard’.
“Fuck this show, I’m out” would be a fitting eulogy when the real Sean Bean’s time comes.
Another war documentary narrated by Sean Bean. His career would be nothing without armed conflict.
Every time ITV say #euro2012 is sponsored by Sharpe I start looking for Sean Bean.. (needless to say I am getting very disappointed..)
Who can I commission to make me a replica of Sean Bean’s head on a pike.
Watching a documentary narrated by Sean Bean. Expecting to hear him die by the end of it.
It’s raining and cold. We can’t say that Sean Bean didn’t warn us.
My life is just a Sean Bean appreciation life. That man completes me.
General Comments, June 10, 2012
I bet Sean Bean is afraid of the Internet.
Staying up until 5am to hear Sean bean say ‘Winter is coming’. Totally worth it.
People don’t realize the greatness of Sean Bean.
Is it wrong that I’d let Sean Bean kidnap me? I mean really?
Uh-oh. My inappropriate obsession with Sean Bean has started again.
Sean Bean has aged, but yes, you still would.
I think I would bang Sean Bean simply out of feeling a high 5 isn’t recognition enough of his unrelenting awesomeness.
The phrase ‘stark naked’ always makes me think of Sean Bean in the nude.
Sometimes I forget that Sean Bean is a British actor living in the 21st Century.
For that I’d expect Sean Bean to pop over to my house for a pint and a sing-song.
Turning to Jamesons and Sean Bean to keep out the cold.
Wife and I just started watching Game of Thrones. I keep expecting the midget to ask Sean Bean to take a ring to a volcano. Very off-putting.
hold up…. there is seriously someone out there named Sean Bean?
Sean Bean is the absolute fucking boss in everything. End of
After Photos of Sean with the new Truck, June 03, 2012
Mum’s friend got farm trailer stuck in a field, stopped passer by to use his phone. She realised later it was Sean Bean. Hope he was on @O2!
#AndySerkis sat next to me on the tube… On his way to see Sean Bean… Oh the Glamour!
I once legit saw Sean Bean at Heathrow airport but never really bothered to tell anyone. I hope Sean Bean isn’t mad at me for it.
Poor Sean Bean. We should start a fundraiser to buy him a puppy and an ice cream cake.
The Sun is a piece of shit on so many levels, who gives a fuck that Sean Bean bought beer? See through bag tricks
Dear Sun, stop picking on Sean Bean. I bet his wife just wants his money.
That’s a nice purse, Sean. Perhaps you should market it as a #BeanBag. After your emergency manicure.
Those shots of Sean Bean looking really rough are shocking……he is a millionaire(I assume) and drinks CARLING?!!
One does not pop out for some tinnies without getting papped looking like Rab C Nesbitt…it is folly!
How dare the Mail knock the Legend that is Sean Bean. The man is a Steel City hero
If the Universe has any sense of humor, Sean Bean will become immortal.
What the hell are you on about now? I assumed “sharp showers” meant it was going to be raining Sean Beans.
A Sean Bean speech has the power to destroy a nation!!
You want Hugh Grant when there is Sean Bean. You’re a sad deluded woman.
Ashley Judd’s face is so annoying. How on earth did she get Sean Bean as her husband?? He deserves better!!!
The only person who is even able to correct Sean Bean is Sean Bean!
My history teacher fancies Sean Bean. omg!
Her Majesty, Your Majesty, Our Majesty. God bless you Ma’am. Tho I still don’t understand why you had Sean Bean put to death. Oh hang on…
A Sean Beaner is a term used to define the erection that a heterosexual man gets while watching Sean Bean act.
Was wondering why I was getting likes on my facebook picture, then remembered I put a picture of Sean Bean dressed in drag as my pic.
Sean Bean is so attractive that it’s bordering on sickening (in a good way?)!
I wonder if Sean Bean struts around the Lord of the Rings reunion parties going “I GOT MEMED, MOTHERF**KERS!”
I like to turn the volume up on the car radio during O2 adverts, and imagine Sean Bean purring into my ear after sex
I got to write a letter to Sean Bean and get graded for it for once! Finally all of my practice has paid off.
Why does Sean Bean only ever play Medieval men who die? I want to see him in a Diseny film, on roller skates, making cake, smiling..
Sean Bean is the Patron Saint of Yorkshire
Advise against other dates in the meantime, otherwise you shall leave them in a heartbeat when Sean Bean arrives!
After the Blades Lost the Playoffs, May 27, 2012
I hope Sean Bean’s alright after that penalty shootout.
Huddersfield up over Sheffield Utd. Our milkman will be happy but Sean Bean will be miserable.
Sean Bean don’t you wish you were a Real Essex boy today?
Glad to see Sheff United consigned to a further season in the wilderness that is League One. I would like to see Sean Bean cry like a girl
Somewhere in the world, Sean Bean is hacking his own head off. Unlucky Sheffield United, you will come again.
Sean Bean has called his bannermen and is marching to London as we speak.
Sean Bean will tonight dress up as Boromir and will run around Yorkshire killing Sheffield Wednesday and Huddersfield fans.
Bet Sean Bean isn’t very happy. He might just go and record another death scene now.
I have no interest in football but I hate to think of Sean Bean in a depression. Especially after his head was lopped off so nastily
End of Missing Series, May 24, 2012
New show with Cliff Curtis & Sean Bean called Searching. Ashley Judd to be Guest Star (winkwink). Problem solved!
How funny is it when Cliff Curtis looks at Sean Bean and says, “I’ve offered her everything short of Zeus’ lightning bolt”.
How can #Missing be over…….?! I need answers! And Sean Bean!
Just found out #Missing was cancelled by ABC. I’m surprised by how dismayed I am. Sean Bean is all kinds of awesome.
There’s a crappy Sean Bean movie on TV. Sean Bean can do no harm in my book tho, so crappy movie it is.
It always makes me laugh. When will they learn that Sean Bean is just Northern and that’s it?!
I admire Sean Bean, dears. I love the way he says “02” and how he says “lass” And I love him in blue sequins!
I think the only thing that would get me excited about going to see this Torch was if Sean Bean was running along carrying it… naked.
Peter Dinklage is half the actor Sean Bean is.
“I have just worn the helmet of the Orc that kills Sean Bean in Lord of the Rings”… it’s BOY HEAVEN at his mate’s dad’s house it seems.
To counter the lack of Sean Bean in the current season of Game of Thrones, I’ve been watching the Sharpe TV series.
Sean Bean has been in some trouble since being off the show. He’d probably appreciate the distraction…
I feel cruel because the Sean Bean death reel made me laugh. A lot.
When life gets me down, Troy reminds me that Sean Bean exists in this world.
Sean Bean is too good for an emmy.
As I said to Sophie Webster, “Show me a lass that dun’t fancy Sean Bean & I’ll show you a Prisoner Cell Block H box set & a KD Lang record!”
Sean Bean 97: acting credits. If he can get 101 by age 82 he’ll beat Vincent Price:197 acting credits before his death.
Sean Bean’s name just makes me think about how fucking ridiculous the English language is.
Is Sean Bean still doing the O2 ads? Surely he can’t need the money – is he just doing it for fun?
Watching Fellowship of the Ring and seeing Sean Bean 10 years younger is something extraordinary.
Why do I find Sean Bean attractive? His voice……it’s his voice.
You have no one to blame but yourself for getting attached to a character played by Sean Bean.
Dear Sean, when you’re over wife no 4, I’ll be waiting, ok? oh, & I’ve got bigger boobs than the glamour model!
Sean Bean’s naked. My eyes!!!! My eyes!!!
Sean Bean opened a door for me a few days ago and gifted me a smile-what a gentleman!
General Comments, May 23, 2012
Has anyone seen Sean Bean looking clean in the last 20yrs? All of his roles have him looking unwashed and frankly one step away from hobo
Who ever decided to cast Sean Bean as king of the north was just a genius.
Lets be honest, Fellowship of the Ring only gets good when the lovely Boromir shows up (played by the lovely Sean Bean). Infatuated? moi????
I hate how Sean Bean never gets fully good guy parts. Northerners have souls too, ya know
Curry bubbling in the slow cooker, Sean Bean on the telly = Happy!
How you know you’re in a Sheffield family: “Oi, shurrup! Sean Bean’s talking!”
Love how my family has put LOTR on and suddenly start talking about my Uncle giving Sean Bean a bloody nose & hanging with him in the pub.
Watching LOTR, united in our disgust for Frodo’s tediousness. Sean Bean dies and Dad says, ‘Now he’s a has-Bean!’
How are you this morning? DM me your address and I’ll stick Sean Bean in the post as soon as I’m done with him.
How much does Sean Bean get paid for saying “Next time on Formula One…”?
Trip back down South is quite fun thanks to vivid sexual fantasies about Sean Bean.
I just want Sean Bean on my screen. Is that so much to ask?
I’m sure I can handle Sean Bean in the buff 😉 hehehe
“Sean Bean is a right bugger, he must like wedding cake”.
We just hired an intern with a name very similar to “Sean Bean” – I’m not making friends with him; clearly he won’t survive
General Comments, May 22, 2012
Ugh the way Sean Bean says anything. Bloody great gruff Northerner.
Sean Bean is a Yorkshire legend…hard as fuck.
I’m no fashionista, but it is clear that Sean Bean’s suit does not fit him. Couldn’t afford a tailor after Cage’s salary?
Also: WHY DOES SEAN BEAN NOT HAVE A TWITTER. This is not fair!
That’s a point, why isn’t Sean Bean on Twitter already. That really needs to happen.
Let’s be honest. If Sean Bean asked you to cheat on your husband, wouldn’t you?
Saw @TheRSC’s Romeo & Juliet age 9 w/ Sean Bean playing Romeo. Thought his name was Seen Been. This story helped get my job
I thought Ned looked exactly like Sean Bean, I had no idea it was ACTUALLY SEAN BEAN! AWESOME
If they ever did a Groundhog Day remake, it should star Sean Bean. Dude deserves a thousand lives.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Sean Bean is the greatest male on the planet.
Why give him the part in the first place, Sean Bean isn’t the type of actor who should be typecast. Hes so obviously A-List!
Which body part of Sean Bean’s is your favourite and WHY?
Also why would Alan Rickman be interested in cooking…with me. Next thing I know I’ll be mowing the lawn with Sean Bean.
Random Thought: An actor could play a big role in a series and still die. But then again it could just be because he’s Sean Bean.
I had a dream with Sean Bean saving me from hippos.
Very worried I’ll miss it. Sean Bean, with or without frock – is a bit of an obsession with me.
Godverdomme! Sean Bean gaat weer dood! #waaarom?!
Totally forgot I had Sean Bean on a tea towel!
General Comments, May 21, 2012
My ma told me Sean Bean’s face looks weird in this episode of Missing. Seeing as he is 53 years old, I think he looks pretty darn good!
We should start a Sean Bean shelter, where he’ll be safe, loved and cared for.
Oh, oh! And um… *fidgets* Sean Bean. Sorry to say it, but I find him hot.
Meanwhile, Mom has demanded a “The 1000 Deaths of Sean Bean” movie weekend. So now I have to plan for that
My Mum nearly ran Sean Bean over when he was filming ‘When Saturday Comes’
Sean Bean was all “One does not simply walk into Mordor” and I was like, “Yes you do! You totally do!”
Saw a picture of Sean Bean smiling. Didn’t recognize him for a couple seconds.
Wonder how Sean Bean feels doing voice over for ad full of bubbles! Forever blowing bubbles! Bloodymoaningblades!!
Just finished the first episode… Sean Bean seems pretty concerned with this Winter business…
I wonder when they’re gonna kill off Sean Bean in the O2 ads.
Have O2 told Sean Bean to tone down the accent in the new ad? Sounding very prim and proper.
Broomhill Friery! Order the Sean Bean Meat Feast!
Two things in life are certain. Death and the fact that Sean Bean is the manliest of men.
Everytime Sean Bean speaks on Game of Thrones I think it should be renamed Game of Phones.
Sean Bean needs to move in.. Now that’s the sort of neighbour you want!
Spent my lunch break with my friend Rebecca. It’s Friesday. We ate fries & spoke at length about Sean Bean’s handsomeness. Time well spent.
Heard an 02 ad last night with Sean Bean doing the voiceover. Still think it’d be funny if halfway through there was an explosion.
I hope one day there’s a coffee company out there with enough balls to make a Sean Bean flavor someday.
All right. I confess. I just want Sean Bean to be the hero of my personal life. Is that too much to ask?
“They have a cave troll” The inflection Sean Bean gives to that quote is just perfect.
For all you @sean__bean fans you should check out Sean Bean Online/Facebook put together by fans, they did a great job.
General Comments, May 20, 2012
In life there’s only one thing you need to know; Sean Bean is better than you.
Sean Bean saying “puppy” is the cutest thing on earth
Definitely, My life’s more complete now I know Sean Bean tried to steal Lena Headey’s sandwiches during lunch breaks.
Sinking my teeth in to the first Ep of Game of Thrones. Decent so far. Hearing Sean Bean makes me subliminally want to buy a phone from O2
Big Dilemma! What should I watch on TV tonight, Game of Thrones or Sheffield United? I think I’ll ask myself, what would Sean Bean do?
The difference between a good movie and a great movie is whether sean bean is in it.
Well… I was going to go to sleep but I turned to BBCAmerica and found Sean Bean on my TV screen. Sexy men win over sleep everytime.
The name Sean Bean is banned from EFL classes as it may leave vulnerable learners with unstable vowel syndrome.
I’m still waiting for Sean Bean to come back to life. He’s listed second on the credits. It’s got to happen
I’m watching a James Bond film for the first time for reasons of Sean Bean. I may have a problem.
Absolutely nothing strange in dreaming about Sean Bean in a 95th Rifles uniform.
Sometimes I wake up violently in a cold sweat, but that’s usually only because Sean Bean stopped rubbing his beard on my tummy in my dream.
Anyone who says a Yorkshire accent is terrible, I will raise you Sean Bean. Argument over.
Apparently, I will never run a successful book club, because I always mention Sean Bean. Like daily.
Sean Bean on Twitter would be funny as hell!!! awwww!
Sean Bean is upstairs reading the kids the Arthurian myths. At least, I am down here pretending he is.
American tv show, looks bang on! Got Sean Bean in it (that’s him from Sheffield innit?)
Just realised that if my father had hair he’d look like Sean Bean.
When you said you wanted Sean to flick your Bean, I imagine you were picturing him Stark naked. (I’ll show myself out…)
The only thing that would wake me up properly right now is Sean Bean in a pair of Speedos. Fly my Twitter pretties, fly!
Mid-May, 2012, latest brush with the Law:
Morning all. Anyone else wake up with a hangover and a Sean Bean tattoo?
My friends were nasty about Sean Bean. Now they’re not my friends.
Sean Bean must be loving being referred to as “TV Sean” by The Mirror. Think he was also involved in a small film called LOTR….
Sean Bean arrested for alleged abusive texts. Is this a crime now?
Sean Bean arrested for harrassing his ex. Which one?
How old is Sean Bean? He could be pretty much any age couldn’t he? 45? 56? He always looks exactly the same.
Sean Bean, he’s been a very naughty boy! I just wish I had married him, I’d show him a proper stalker!
Sean Bean was arrested for harassing his fourth wife?! What woman wouldn’t want him?….”
It’s only a matter of time before Sean Bean dies in one of these O2 adverts
End of April, 2012:
Sean Bean’s nose is a thing of beauty.
I want Sean Bean to be my Dad. Or at least an Uncle
Now Missing is telling a small child to go meet Sean Bean in the men’s room.
Missing is Sean Bean’s best acting when I actually believe him as a loving parent vs someone who would shoot me in the head
I think I nearly put my head through a wall. Is it wrong I dream of Sean Bean and I headbanging…together?
If I had to choose between Sean Bean, Daniel Craig or Gerard Way, I’d ask which one liked ironing!
I can’t wait for his guest appearance on SOUTH PARK. “Oh my god, they killed Sean Bean!”
I love that actor Sean Bean is typecasted as either Russian or from the middle ages/fantasy because he can rock a fur coat
The Save Sean Bean campaign is gathering steam, but I still think he’s just paying off the asskicking he did in Sharpe.
I have feelings about Sean Bean. Perfectly natural. 😉
The words “bitterness,” “historical,” “mockery,” “contempt,” and “arrogant” sound like paradise coming out of Sean Bean’s voice. Seriously.
Laughed at mum cause she could barely stand to see Sean Bean’s decapitation in #GameOfThrones. Hehehe.
The way Sean Bean says “people” is just so *juicy*. It’s like he stores air between his lips & teeth before the burst release
It turns out it’s all a dream. Sean Bean wakes up to find out he fell asleep in a furniture store while shopping for thrones
Had a dream I met the ghosts of Sean Bean. They were pissed.
April, 2012, for Mirror, Mirror:
Finally got round to googling who the king was in Mirror Mirror. Sean Bean. I’ve heard of him.
I am watching Bravo Two Zero. I know that soon Sean Bean will be licking shit from his fingers. I will leave the room at that point.
Has Sean Bean literally had the same hairstyle since Fellowship?
Sean bean should be a football commentator as well as all round über god
I saw Mirror Mirror this morning which is basically to say, the five minutes of Sean Bean made my birthday. The cupcakes didn’t hurt either.
I give up. Sean Bean is horrendously attractive in a kind of I-could-kill-you-with-my-bare-hands sort of way. I love him.
Cab I was in this afternoon nearly ran over Sean Bean. Then he would DEFINITELY have needed O2.
Just watched Mirror Mirror. Can only assume Sean Bean paying off latest divorce.
That awesome moment when Snow White’s father in Mirror, Mirror is Sean Bean! I will not lie, I squeaked in joy. AND HE DIDN’T DIE!
Every time I say bastard now I say it in Sean Bean accent. It’s the only way to roll
I have to applaud Sean Bean’s humility, he was all over the Game Of Thrones publicity for Season 1, yet for Season 2 there’s no sign of him.
Sean Bean is in Mirror Mirror and he IS NOT the villain and he DOES NOT die. However the sequel is titled Mirror Mirror: Bean’s Revenge.
My car dies so much that Sean Bean is in talks to play it in an upcoming movie.
Forget the whales — we need a Save Sean Bean campaign.
It’s cool if I watch Missing just for Sean Bean, right?
I may or may not have yelled ‘Ned’ when Sean Bean was on screen during Mirror Mirror.
Considering his track record in film roles, I’m growing increasingly concerned about Sean Bean’s role in the O2 adverts.
Did they intend to make the old king more attractive than the prince? Oh well. Thank you Sean Bean.
General comments, March, 2012:
Let them say I lived in the time of Sean Bean…
Ooh. Sean Bean. He’s not what he was, but there’s enough of him left for it to count.
15 minutes in and I’m already convinced that Sean Bean is on a strict regiment of awesome pills. And they are working.
Gym? Check. Work? Check. Washing on? Check. Kick back and enjoy an afternoon of being creative, avec some Sean Bean action? Oh, yes..
Listening to Sean Bean’s voice-over for O2 mobile just makes me want to buy bread, not a new t’contract.
Are Richard Armitage and Sean Bean the same person?
It’s been suggested they replace the Angel of the North with a statue of Sean Bean in #GameofThrones pose
OH: “Sean Bean looks like, actually homeless in real life.”
“I wonder what Sean Bean will look like in about 20 years. He’s going to be one fine ass old man.” Indeed.
Well, thanks to the commentary tracks on #gameofthrones dvd, we’re trying out the Sharpe series. Sean Bean is SO YOUNG!
Heavy-duty pain killers & Game of Thrones helped my migraine. Do you think I can get Sean Bean on the NHS?
Following Sean’s March, 2012, appearance on The Jonathan Ross Show:
It wouldn’t be the first time you’ve had Sean Bean up your jumper. Or summink……
When your friend sends you a message only saying “Sean Bean. His head.” And you completely understand….
Sean Bean’s fault for going on about Fray Bentos pies on Ross’s chat show the other night. Craving for some English comfort food ever since!…..
Why does Sean Bean do his hair like a 5 year old girl?…
“You had a sex scene at -40, I suppose that was a small part”…. *in Sean Bean voice* “It got bigger…”
The Sean Bean ‘Bastard’ montage on Wossy was awesome. That word isn’t used nearly enough these days……
Absolutely love Sean Bean’s passion on Fray Bentos pies,you can tell he dearly loves them haha he was so serious. Good man…..
Sean Bean looks like he’s off to a wedding. Much better in leathers and with some Valyrian steel….